We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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