Soap is not a condiment
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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