Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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