Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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