Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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