Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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