So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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