So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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