fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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