I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
