Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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