Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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