Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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