Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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