My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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