he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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