You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
