But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
