Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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