I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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