Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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