Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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