I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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