they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Did I show you my penis last night?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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