I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Let's paint friendship bongs
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
