did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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