that's an acceptable place to lick
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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