No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
How external is "for external use only"?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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