I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
its not stalking. its research.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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