i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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