nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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