your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think my fart just growled at me.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
you inspire me to be a worse person
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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