god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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