i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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