All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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