I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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