miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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