i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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