just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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