haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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