You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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