soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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