The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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