Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
This is the high leading the old right now
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
