You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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