I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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