shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Semen is not good for contacts.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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