Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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