I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Boobs speak an international language.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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