There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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