do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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