k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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