Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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