I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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