Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
it hurts more in the daytime
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
