Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
you will always have a special place in my vag
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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