You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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