I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
