And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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